I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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