You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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