How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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