He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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