Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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