Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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