That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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