For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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