We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
