You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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