New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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