I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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