It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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