How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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