I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
