Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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