white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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