yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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