i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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