Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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