My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
