Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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