Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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