if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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