is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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