you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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