I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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