I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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