no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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