one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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