Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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