so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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