All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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