long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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