i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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