well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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