I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Boobs are out for the taking
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
