this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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