There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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