my sisters under your porch take her home
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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