with your own penis?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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