Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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