We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If I die, sorry about rent.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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