Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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