I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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