After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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