She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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