And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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