Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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