An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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