I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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