my mouth tastes like poor choices
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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