Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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